Crede solum in veritatem.

Forgive me father for I have sinned.

Today I bought these shoes:



I got them for $86... That's practically stealing, but damn do I look hot in them. If I believed in hell I would definitely be going to hell for this one.

K.

Cold beer, anyone?

The University of Alberta (in the city I live in) brings us... beer goes green?

Apparently one third of the population has a beer fridge in their house. Not a single person I know has a beer fridge. Beer bongs? Certainly. Rum in every cupboard? Sure. Freezer full of vodka? Definitely. Fridge dedicated solely to beer? I think not.

K.

Ms. B. Spears looked good at the VMAs for a woman who has just had two kids, has little to no hair, and is clearly mentally unstable.

At least she tried.



K.

I've been back from my New York adventure for a full week now and I can NOT wait to leave again. Not necessarily go back to New York, but just travel anywhere. Perhaps Mexico for some nice sunshine and swimming or something along that line. I'm not sure, but I'm definitely going into holiday withdrawl.

I'm at work and for as much work as I did yesterday I have done absolutely none today, even though I've been here for two hours already. I feel like such a sham working here. Every month I continue to be surprised that they haven't fired me. Not just based on my procrastination today, but based on all of the non-work activities that I participate in on my computer every day. Like reading fanfiction (a new hobby), minesweeper, solitaire, gamehouse, youtube, imdb, facebook, nexopia... General research tends to entertain me as well.

They're just lucky I've stopped ebaying on company time.

Today I have to go buy myself a new parka. I have to say it's actually kind of nice having to provide basic necessities for myself. Really, it means that I can buy the expensive, pretty parka and not have to stick within some silly budget I've been given by my parents.

This is the parka I've been eyeing up. An yes, that IS plaid. Awesome walnut, black, and white plaid. I am in love.



As someone who has to wear a parka for 4-6 months of the year I am allowed to covet a parka. And scarves. And mittens. Anything that will keep me from getting frostbite, really.

K.

I've officially had it with this job. I'm ready to go back to school. I'm ready to go back to SAFEWAY. Srsly. Kill me now.